arrogantdad:

my mom told me that in high school she use to get boyfriends at the beginning of February so they had enough time to get her a valentines day gift and then break up with them the day after and just keep the gift and one day she told her parents about it and they made her keep her boyfriend at least until the end of February and so she did and that boy is now my dad

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ccddgg
White people will go and call someone's name that actually means something "ghetto" but then turn around & name their kids actual objects: Rocket, Audio, Xylophone, fucking Apple. What's up with that shit?

whitepeoplesaidwhat:

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

moonemojii:

when kids stare at you for a long time
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thatfunnyblog:

they make laptop harnesses so you can walk and blog at the same time

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